fangirl-clad-in-plaid-and-chucks:
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.
THIS WILL NEVER GET OLD
excuse me but
HOW CAN YOU NOT BE IN THE FANDOM
Everybody is in this fandom idfc who you are.
I THOUGHT EVERYONE ON TUMBLR WAS IN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME
crying
omfg
that kid is so freaking scandalized by the thought
It reminds me of American media reacting to pictures of celebrities on nude beaches
Don’t test me, I might bring the fire out. Go and dare, me and my ninjas fin to wail out.
actual picture of me goin to school in the morning
His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.
“i will kill the spiders.”
This is perf.
